Truth Martini presents Pro Wrestling HOOPLA
Thursday, October 10th, 2013 (7:30pm bell time). Riverview, Michigan (Rocky’s Pub, located at 12850 Sibley Road)
Ladies and germs – Come one, come all! You are cordially invited to a one of a kind, never before seen event of epic proportions. This is the ancient art of professional wrestling with a twist. Come witness Pro Wrestling HOOPLA, presented by “The TV, Super Duper, King Kong, Mega Mega, Managerial Sensation” TRUTH MARTINI!
Truth says more craziness will be revealed as we inch closer to curtain time but he did drop a few tantalizing teasing hints on what to expect!
–The most insane evening of pro wrestling action you’ve ever seen!
–GORE! GORE! GORE! Who will former ECW World Champion “The Man-Beast” RHINO set his sights on as he looks to make one of wrestling’s finest just another victim??
–In the first fight signed, can ZACH GOWEN & GREGORY IRON (The Handicapped Heroes) overcome seemingly insurmountable odds as they do battle in tag team warfare with the universally feared interplanetary assassins known as THE BUMP N’ UGLIES?
–What does “The Emo Warrior” JIMMY JACOBS have in store for the debut of Pro Wrestling HOOPLA? Rumor has it he has prepared a very touching poem that he would like to share with us before he engages in mortal combat. Yes, you read that correctly. A POEM?!?
–Greasy haired, shifty eyed, mealy mouthed promoter JONATHAN PRESLEY has rendered the services of KONGO KONG! With Kong standing over seven feet tall in stature & weighing 400 lbs., look for the savage to wreak havoc on anything that moves!
— And of course, the gorgeous & talented HOOPLA HOTTIES (Scarlett & Seleziya) will be in FULL EFFECT throughout the evening!! Ooh La La!!!
Tickets are only $10 at the door. Let me repeat that: Tickets are ONLY Ten Bucks!!! ***
Rocky’s Pub has graciously invited Pro Wrestling HOOPLA into it’s hallowed halls on October 10th. There will be drink specials, raffle prizes, merchandise and photo opportunities with your favorite stars annnnd without a shadow of a doubt, Rocky’s Famous Food will be served ALL NIGHT LONG!
More info at: www.facebook.com/PWHoopla