What up, my dudes? I’m pumped up about this week’s edition of “Blowouts, Blings and Other Things” because it is going to be all about me. A lot of people don’t know much about me beyond that I love to fist pump, tan, and workout. So I am going to fill you in on basically everything you need to know about the greatest IMPACT WRESTLING Television Champion of all time. The way I chose to do this was to take questions I have received either through my fan mail or Twitter questions and just answer them and with doing that I think you will learn a lot about me.
Q. How long have you been in professional wrestling?
A. I started pro wrestling when I was 16, going into my senior year of high school and am now 28. You do the math, bro.
Q. Where are you from?
A. Holmdel, NEW JERSEY! Sick town and super close to the shore, bro…
Q. How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
A. I am 5’11” and weigh about 205 lbs. my dude.
Q. What is your finishing move and what is it called?
A. My finishing move is called the FTD (Fresh to Death) and it’s a corkscrew jumping DDT.
Q. Is it really you on your Twitter account @RobbieEiMPACT?
A. Of course it’s me, bro. Who else can sound that cool, ya hamster?
Q. How many championships have you held since being a part of the IMPACT WRESTLING roster?
A. I have been an X-Division Champion and am currently the Television Champion after I beat Eric Young at Turning Point. I actually won the X-Division Title the year before at Turning Point so I guess you can say that is my lucky PPV. Also, me and Robbie T definitely have our eyes set on the Tag Team Titles.
Q. Why do you refer to yourself and Robbie T as Big Rob and Bigger Rob?
A. Well, I’m jacked and he is more jacked, bro. It’s not rocket science.
Q. What are your favorite things to do?
A. Workout, tan (bed and spray), party, watch movies and I even like to clean, bro. That’s right, I’m a neat freak, dude.
Q. What is your relationship with Robbie T?
A. He is my bouncer, boss. My own personal security.
Q. What is THE LIST?
A. The List is something you will never be on! Most people want on it. It means you get to be around me and hang by me. If you’re not on it, Robbie T will make you go bye bye. Any questions?
Well. I chose the questions I felt answered a lot about me and ones that my dudes always ask… Hope you feel you got your proper dose of Robbie E for the week. Until next week…
OH!!!!! YOU AIN’T ON THE LIST BRO!!!!!