RLL The Chairshot Heard ‘Round The World
February 11, 2006
Report by Airplanespin.com
AC/DC tribute band Sin Sity is playing as fans enter the arena.
Tag Team champions Kamikaze Kid & El Sucio w/ Adrian Blaze hit the ring for an interview. Kamikaze Kid shoots on the fans and talks about why he turned on Horrorshow. Kamikaze claims that Horrorshow had been holding him back, hyping up the main event. Sucio grabs the microphone, basically talking about how great he and Kamikaze are. Sucio ends by saying that by the end of the night, we (the fans) will know them by one name, champions.
AKA Vs. Fighty McIrish
McIrish offers AKA a Guinness, AKA refuses. They exchange punches, missed clothesline by AKA, McIrish hits a dropkick. AKA goes outside of the ring. Lockup. Punches in the corner by AKA. Irish whip. Sunset flip in the corner by McIrish kickout after 1, cross body rolled through by AKA …McIrish with a running European uppercut. Slowdown in the match. A series of low blows by AKA, covers and gets only two. Arm wringer by AKA. Grabs the crotch thereafter….Samoan Drop by AKA…2 only. AKA whips McIrish to the turnbuckle, followed by a running clothesline. Cocky cover, stepping on the chest, 2 count. McIrish takes him down and gives him a running kick to the nuts. McIrish with a knee to the nuts. AKA catches McIrish off the ropes and hits a chokeslam. 2 count only. AKA crotches McIrish on the ropes. Cover, only 2. AKA takes him to the turnbuckle…setting him up for another low blow….Running low blow in the corner. AKA brings it out of the ring. Low blow on the floor. AKA throws him back in. Irish mounting a comeback…Irish whip….walks up AKA and kicks him in the face. McIrish is tossed a Guinness from the crowd. AKA low blows him…no sell by Fighty. AKA rolls out of the ring in fear. Fighty with a plancha from the top to the outside. Fecal chant fills the arena. Fighty calls for the finish. AKA is kneeled over in the ring, Limey hits him with a double knee drop to the back from the turnbuckle. AKA runs in to the ref..Full Nelson by AKA, Low Blow by McIrish to reverse…Jyve Nyce in the ring to interfere…Limey with the Pele to ward him off. Schoolboy for the win by McIrish. McIrish then punches the ref in the nuts for allowing all of the low blows.
Winner: Fighty McIrish
AKA blames Jyve Nyce for the loss, saying he didn’t watch his back during the match. AKA walks off in disgust.
Sin Sity plays for a good 15 minutes…helping with the commentary efforts
Four Way Dance
Ace Fontana Vs. Devil Kimura Vs. Jyve Nyce Vs. The Amazon
Jyve starts talking smack on the 3 others in the ring. Puts himself over. Kimura is backhanded by Nyce, a brawl ensues. Double clothesline by Fontana. Amazon ducks a clothesline and hits a spinning cross body. Nyce and Amazon in the corner. 10 punch attempt broken up by Kimura. Kimura suplexes Nyce off of the turnbuckle. Double elbow drop on Nyce by Amazon and Kimura. Double back body drop on Fontana…Double Senton on the fallen Fontana. Amazon vs Fontana in the corner. Amazon climbs Fontana and dropkicks Nyce from Ace’s shoulders. Belly to belly suplex on Kimura by Ace. Head scissors on Nyce by Amazon. Kimura and Amazon are alone in the ring. Both run into the ropes and dive with somersault planchas to the outside of the ring. Another fecal chant. Amazon and Nyce back in the ring. Arm wringer on Amazon by Nyce. Single arm DDT on Amazon. Amazon irish whipped into the ropes, Amazon springboards and punches Nyce in the face. Amazon ducks a clothesline and tosses Nyce out of the ring. Ace with a rope burn on Devil Kimura…Ace with a press slam on Devil Kimura into the top rope. Elbow drop on Kimura. 2 count. Kimura channels the Ultimate Warrior for a moment but is quickly given a big boot. Ace and Nyce start a brief shoving match. Nyce comes off of the ropes with a dancing elbow drop. Ace and Nyce get Kimura in a nice double elbow drop scenario off of the ropes. Ace and Nyce having more words. Ace punches Nyce. Nyce with a clothesline off of the ropes. Amazon creeps back into the ring. Nyce dances a little bit, for some reason. Amazon with a Austin type tackle and punch scenario and does a dance of his own. Camel clutch by Kimura, Amazon with a dropkick to the face on Ace. Amazon to the top rope, Nyce crotches him. Kimura sneeks up behind nice… Buff Blockbuster off of Kimura’s shoulders on Nyce by Amazon. AKA attacks Amazon from the outside. Ace with a big sitout powerbomb on Kimura. Nyce breaks up the pin. Swinging neckbreaker by Kimura on Nyce. Standing shooting star on Nyce by Amazon. Wheelbarrow kick to Ace in the corner by Kimura. Amazon with some sort of sleeper/tazzmission finisher on Ace…thrown over by Ace. Double chokeslam on Kimura and Amazon by Fontana. Ace irish whips Kimura into Amazon. Amazon with an airplane spin on Nyce knocking down the surrounding guys. Standing moonsaults to everyone down in the ring by Amazon. Ovation from the crowd. Amazon stacks them in the middle and climbs the turnbuckles. Moonsault from the top onto the pile of bodies. Nyce to his feet, pinning predicament on Amazon, 2 …Ace Fontana pins Amazon hot off of the kickout. 3 count. Amazon is Eliminated. Kimura puts Nyce in the tree of woe. Kimura with a double stomp on Nyce, still in the tree of woe, from the top. Kimura climbs the turnbuckle again..Nyce back to his feet, suplex off of the second turnbuckle. Covered but gets only two. Nyce picks up Kimura, reversed, Nyce with a DDT on him. Ace staying out of it, wisely reserving his energy. Chairshot on Nyce by AKA from the outside. Ace with a powerslam and pin to eliminate Jyve Nyce. Sidewalk slam by Ace on Kimura. Big piledriver on Kimura. Goes for the cover, then Ace pulls him up in a cocky manor. Devil whipped into the ropes tornado DDT from Kimura. Kimura sends Ace into the corner. Exchanging punches. Chop by Ace, followed by another. Kimura once again channels the spirit of the Warrior and hits a big enziguiri. Devil Kimura with a Van Terminator minus Chair. 3 Count.
Winner: Devil Kimura
Horrorshow to the ring for an interview talking smack on Kamikaze Kid and pumping up the crowd for the main event.
RLL Hardcore Championship
Chatch (c) Vs. El Sucio
Chatch with a bamboo pole shot to Sucio, Sucio blocks an irish whip, runs out of the ring and back in for a quick cover attempt. Hiptoss out of the ring on Sucio. Diving spear out of the ring. Chatch hits him with a foreign object. Rolled back into the ring. Chair set up into corner. Irish whip attempt on Sucio, who blocks it. Sucio dropkicks him into the chair. Asai Moonsault variation out of the ring onto Chatch, who is then hit with a road sign. Sucio to the 2nd rope…gets a trashcan and jumps off to the outside but is met with a chair to the trashcan by Chatch. Quick action, missing a lot here, apologies. Face first suplex on Sucio. Chatch to the top rope.. misses a double knee drop as Sucio rolls out of the way. Sucio continues to work on the leg. Russinan legsweep by Sucio. Top rop legdrop by Sucio. Sucio channeling the energy of the crowd. 2 count on Chatch. Figure Four by Sucio around the ringpost. Trashcan shot to the leg on Chatch. Table pulled from under the ring. Sucio with a suplex attempt reversed into the ring. Irish whip, Kick to the sholder by Sucio. Backdrop out of the ring by Chatch, Sucio hangs on, and is dropkicked off of the apron and through the table at ringside. Chatch hits him with a ukulele, VCR shot by Chatch. Trash can shot possibly…out of view. Brawl goes upstairs. No idea what’s going on…Chatch is chasing Sucio around the venue. Sucio back in the ring, taking a breather. Texas Cloverleaf on Chatch. Rope break. Sucio shoves the ref, the ref shoves back, apparently harder. Sucio attempts a pin, quick kickout. Irish Whip, Sucio to the apron…springboard hurricanrana by Sucio, who then climbs the turnbuckles. Missed 450 splash by Sucio, rollup by Chatch, 2 count. Irish whip to the corner, Sucio flips out to the apron…climbs to the top, met with a spear on the way down. Chatch with a series of german suplexes. Chatch on the top rope, sunset flip on Sucio who rolls through, Sucio uses the ropes for leverage and gets the 3 count.
Winner & New RLL Hardcore Champion: El Sucio
That Guy Dave Vs. Adrian Blaze
Lockup to start. Shoveoff by Dave. Blaze is annoyed. Another tieup, Blaze works the arm. Arm takedown by Blaze, Dave gets to the ropes. Lockup. Firemans carry, working the arm once again by Blaze…punches to the face….holds onto the arm. Blaze throws him to reverse, Blaze holds the arm. Rollthrough by Dave, Blaze stays on the arm. Dave gets a running start and throws him out of the ring. Mat wrestling display by Blaze, Knee strikes to the head. Dave to his feet, rams him into the turnbuckle. Chop, 2, 3… Irish whip. Running start, Blaze moves and hits a backbreaker on Dave. 2 count only. Elbow strikes to Dave…a couple of Boring chants ring out. Big back body drop to Dave. Boot scrapes to the face of Dave. Blaze grabs the legs steps through and rolls over, Dave reverses…but Blaze gets an armbar on him. Dave powerbombs his way out of the armbar. Dave then hits a couple of clotheslines. Irish whip to the ropes. Dave clotheslines Blaze to the outside. Dave planchas to the outside. A couple of RLL chants ring out and quickly turn into “Dave” chants. Big clothesline takes Dave down on the outside. Rolled back in. Blaze on the apron. Slingshotted into the ring by Dave…2 count only. Irish whip, Reversed …Backbreaker variation by Blaze. Crossface/STF into a Rings of Saturn by Blaze. Dave gets to the ropes. Blaze with some punches. Ref interferes and gets decked. Back rake to Dave, countered with a low blow. Dave with an irish whipe, boot to the midsection, runs into the ropes…into a sleeper by Blaze. The crowd is solidly behind Dave. Fights his way out, pinning prediment. 2 only…”USA” chants, (Blaze is “Canadian”) German suplex with a bridge on Dave. 2 count. Piledriver attempt, reversed via backdrop by Dave. Dave chops, and hits a number of openhand strikes. Spinebuster on Blaze. Dave to the top…Diving elbow drop. 3 Count.
Winner: That Guy Dave
RLL Heavyweight Championship
2 Out Of 3 Falls Doomsday Deathmatch
Horrorshow (c) Vs. Kamikaze Kid
Horrorshow gets the streamer treatment as he’s introduced. Kamikaze tries to invoke a positive crowd reaction, but fails. Lockup to start. Into the corner by Horrorshow. Kamikaze Kid bitches to the ref. Lockup, shoveoff by Horrorshow. Slap by Kamikaze. Slapped back by Horrorshow. Tieup…into the ropes, shoulderblock by Horrorshow. Irish whip…leapfrog by Kid…Horrorshow trips him up and puts him in a lion tamer. Back body drop by Horrorshow…Kid is tossed out of the ring. Kamikaze Kid grabs a chair from the outside. Horrorshow attacks him in in the corner. Broken up by the ref. Horrorshow gets floored and then gets a chairshot for his troubles. Running clothesline by Kid, kickout after two. Falling neckbreaker by Kid followd by an elbow drop. Forearm from the top by Kamikaze Kid. Kamikaze grabs the chair but is thwarted by Horrorshow as he makes his way up the ropes. Chairshot by Horrorshow. Superplex from the turnbuckle, Horrorshow is hanging afterwards in a self induced tree of woe, then wastes a little time gloating. Sharpshooter by Horrorshow. Grabs the arms and lifts him off of the ground continuing the submission hold. Horrorshow lets go. Horrorshow gets thrown outside by Kid. Kid grabs a chair and takes a running dive out of the ring with the chair taking out Horrorshow. Horrorshow thrown back in by Kamikaze kid. Irish whip…reversed by Horrorshow…Horrorshow catches him off the ropes and puts him on top of his shoulders, he throws him off and gives him a huge kick to the stomach on the way down….followed up by a curb stomp…somehow Kid kicks out. Dragon Sleeper by Kid, inverted DDT, 2 count. Kid rams him into the corner. Couple of weak chops…the third was better but still stifled by the shirt Horroshow is wearing. Superplex by Kid, rollsthrough for the pin…2 count only. Reverse running neck snap, into a neck wrench submission…Horrorshow manages to make it to the ropes. Forearm by Kamikaze off of the top rope…2 only. Kid misses an enziguiri…Horrorshow mounts a comeback…tries for a rocker dropper but is shoved off. Kid with a couple of knees to the midsection …Horrorshow manages to get a butterfly suplex with a bridge for the first fall. Winner of Fall 1: Horrorshow. Suplex by Horrorshow, rolled through for the pin …kickout. Kid rolls out of the ring. Kid gets another chair. Hits a chairshot on Horrorshow and Horrorshow falls out of the ring. Out of view from the balcony. Swinging neckbreaker by Kamikaze on the outside. Kamikaze grabs a ladder from Ringside and sets it up in the ring. It’s a large ladder…Kamikaze takes off from the ladder and hits Horroshow on the outside of the ring. The first deserving Fecal chant of the night….Horrorshow hits a chairshot after regaining composure. Ole Ole kick coming from Horrorshow… less deserving fecal chant…Horrorshow throws a chair into the ring and climbs back in himself. Horrorshow sets the ladder up in the corner. Kamikaze Kid off of the top rope and caught by Horrorshow, powerslammed. Horrorshow moves the ladder to another corner. Irish whip to the ladder, reversed by Kid, Kid runs into the corner…shoved into the ladder by Horrorshow. DDT by Kamikaze. Kamikaze Kid goes to the outside and gets a table. Headbutt to the groin by Kamikaze. Kamikaze sets the table up and puts Horrorshow on it.. Kamikaze Kid starts to climb the ladder, but Horrorshow gets to his feet and powerbombs Kid off of the ladder and through the table. Another deserving fecal chant. 2 count only. The crowd wants blood….can’t in Virginia…sorry. Running powerbomb by Horrorshow into the ladder now in a new corner. Fireball missed by Kamikaze kid. Horrorshow ducks out of the way…second fireball…hits. Attempted unmasking by Kamikaze kid. Suplex from the turnbuckle blocked by Horrorshow…Kamikaze steps off of a chair and hits an enziguiri on Horrorshow who falls off of the turnbuckle. Gets a 3 count. Winner of Fall 2: Kamikaze Kid. A stretcher is pulled into the ring by the “EMS” and Horrorshow is loaded onto it. The EMS declares Horrorshow is unable to continue the match. They load Horrorshow on and start dragging him out of the ring area. Horrorshow gets off of the stretcher…thinking otherwise. Horrorshow creeps back into the ring and raises the uknowning Kamikaze’s hand…and Kamikaze turns around to his own dismay. Horrorshow suplexes kamikaze onto a chair laying in the ring. Horrorshow begins punching Kid in the corner. Kid irish whips Horrorshow into the corner, he sidesteps the oncoming attempt by Kid, Kamikaze comes off the ropes and is met with a kick to the sternum by Horrorshow.. Rollup by Kid…2. Rollup by Horrorshow ..2 again by Kid…2 …Dropkick by Kid. Cover…2…cover again. 2…purple/black mist? into Kid’s face by Horrorshow…rocker dropper…Sucio comes to ringside interferes for the save….Adrian Blaze, also in the ring now, attacks the ref…. Dave comes out to the aid of Horrorshow and is DDT ‘d by Blaze. Shot with the belt on Dave by Blaze. Sucio puts the belt on Horrorshows face and legdrops him from the top. Blaze grabs a table. And they set it up in the ring. Kamikaze Kid is now on the balcony…and comes off of the balcony with an elbow drop through the table. 3 count
Winner & NEW RLL Heavyweight Champion: Kamikaze Kid