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Adam here again talkin’ bout the true star of Smackdown.
I’m representin’ it live from my computer at home in Johnstown.
Hell yeah I’m talkin’ bout Jon Cena, on the mic the dude is drippin’ with skills.
He makes my boy Kurt Angle sound like Ozzy Osbourne; burnt out on too many pills.
Seriously dawg, the man’s promos are works of art what don’t you get?
He’s spittin’ out rhymes faster than Mike Tyson gets into debt.
He’s got the fans in the palm of his hand every time he goes out to cut.
They’re chanting ìword lifeî now, finally something better than WHAT!
He’s got the look dawg, sportin’ the throwback and chain.
Lookin’ as sweet as Charles Barkley before that 100 pound weight gain.
No no, his skills don’t just end there dawg, nah he’s much bigger than that.
Enough talent is packed in this dude to cork Sammy Sosa’s every bat.
In the ring he’s a general, ahead of his years mos def.
HHH ain’t got these skills, that’s why he’s bangin’ Steph.
He should be main eventin’ right now, you know that he should.
Look what he does in the ring, he even makes Taker look good.
He’s got it all, raw power and a work ethic of solid gold.
He’s out there every night workin’ harder than Michael Jackson with a five year old.
Like Madonna he reinvented himself so he could become a star.
The Rock’s no longer number one in sports entertainment, hell his movies ain’t even up to par.
Cena’s simply the man, what more do you need to know?
He’s as out of control as Kobe Bryant on a trip to Colorado.
He’s the total package there’s nothin’ more I gotta say.
He’ll be bigger than Liberace, well at least before he went gay.
Hey, what did you think? Not too bad for a white guy who’s never before rapped in his life, eh? Seriously though, right now Cena is becoming the biggest reason why I watch Smackdown every week. He just has it all right now; the look, the hilarious mic skills, the attitude, and the in ring ability. His match with Undertaker on Smackdown was nothing flashy, but I really loved it. I haven’t seen anybody make Taker look that good in a long time. There are so many big names on Smackdown right now, but Cena is doing one hell of a job of standing out from the crowd. The important thing to keep in mind though is that he is still young. There are bigger and better things that will come from this guy in the next ten or so years. That’s just something that I can’t wait to see.
That brings an end to this column; hey I did my best don’t scoff.
I’ve said my piece so until next time, this is The Anti-Antagonist, signing off.
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